Now that your short but glorious stint with FIFA is over, you can look forward to an exciting career as my Assistant Vice President- Decision making.
Please send in your responses to the following choices that need to be made, so that your resume can be forwarded for the necessary formalities.
1. Acer OR HP?
2. Home OR Career?
3. Money OR Love?
4. India OR Gulf?
5. Speak-up and be ready for a public flogging, OR shut up and die within.
Tweet, or post your responses on Youtube by the end of this month, failing which I will consider the next on my list of candidates.
Tinu, the worm
Kasparov, the polar bear
Ngorongoro, the baboon
