Soooooooooper Lat(e)ive

Just another of those times I was rendered speechless by my class..

Kid walks in 5 minutes after assembly. 

Me:  (giving him an inquiringly glance) You are late.

Another o' them remarks: Yes, you are the Latest today...

And I haven't even started with 'degrees of comparison'...

Grand teacher?

Most of the students whom I taught when I first started teaching, have children now. Does that make me a grandteacher? 

This is making me feel so ancient... sob..sob..