Kids are so funny. Just when you think nothing they say can surprise you anymore something like this comes along and says, “Think again!” Sometimes I am amazed at the things they come up with.
Last week I was walking down the stairs with this teacher who is in the family way.
A chubby cherub walked up to us and asked the teacher: What is the matter teacher? Your stomach seems to be growing everyday!
Teacher: (squirming uncomfortably) Err... God put a baby in my stomach.
Girl: (nodding her head wisely) Oh! So you are reproducing…
We really had to exercise super control over our facial muscles on this one!
LOL !!!
ReplyDeleteReproducing....In sense true.......WE humans think we are one of creatures isnt it....so every other animal reproduces, while homosapiens do not reproduce, but give birth to a child....hehehe contrieved are the ways of society :-))
Haaahaaa!!!!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that a kid of this time??
Hahahaha,kids and their ways with words,simply superb:)
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteWe do belong to the animal kingdom, don't we?! ;)
That was hilarious. Ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteHaHahahah good one. I can imagine everyone's reaction :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteI had a wierd incident to narrate too.....but it will probably gross out a lot of people so.....chuck it.
Kids sure can be wierd
- Alex
Oh such a cute kid :) I can just imagine the look on her face :))
ReplyDeleteLol....out of the mouth of babes...
ReplyDelete:O))
ReplyDeleteSangeeta,
ur teacher-student posts are always wonderful and give a reason to smile effortlessly.. :)
LOL!!! true.. beware of kids, they can surprise u anytime ;)
ReplyDeleteHi
ReplyDeleteho ho...nice one...did it really happen or ur made that up...either way good...
Prakash
LOL truly a kid of the present days!
ReplyDeleteGood to see some valid comments. The best contemporary use of English is now being practiced a long way off these grim, murky islands.
ReplyDeleteMeself
Kids say the darnest things now don't they?
ReplyDeleteWow! ROTFL... Some kids are just amazing, aren't they? :)
ReplyDeletekids are just like that...:)
ReplyDeleteGood one!.. glad to see you back :)
ReplyDeleteGottu control their Complan intake.
ReplyDeleteRomba seekirame valandhiraanga !
LOL Thats Hilarious!
ReplyDeletesangeetha,
ReplyDeletethat was awesome. hahahahhahaha..
know what,
ReplyDeleteim gonna steal this in my blog :p
Srini.
hmmm... guess these days kids are learning things a lil 2 fast...
ReplyDeleteha ha !!! man tell u what , kids are too smart thses days..BEWARE
ReplyDeleteThankfully the kid didn't use any other word! .. Honestly, I've been sometimes shocked by the language some kids use these days.
ReplyDeleteOne more kiddy joke.....
ReplyDeleteTwo kids are are enjoying a summer sun on a beach. Suddenly one of the kids looks at a bikini girl and says to the other kid, "This is what really happens when you grow big and clothes does'nt grow....." . Hope you felt it funny.
First time visting your blog.
Cheers!
Vamsi
Oh! yes! Kids are getting funnily smart nowadays! The best thing I get to notice is that what they say is pretty much clinical and matter-of-fact. It is we who have grown up to create connotations...
ReplyDeleteLOL :D
ReplyDeleteFirst time here. Got ya link from Sriram's comment space.