Subject: Fw: Fwd: Marriage proposal

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> Marriage proposal
>
> Madam:

> I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
> seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself
> on you and hope you will take me nicely.

> I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot
> tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
> working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I
> am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for
> balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid
> balls that bounce a lot.

> I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
> I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
> giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
> That is how nice I am.

> I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
> tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
> pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want, you
> can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym. I am
> having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I
> am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So
> I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing
> myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into
> your hand.

> If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
> very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
> If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
> and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
> smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
> for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

> Expecting soon,
> Yours and only yours
> Ajit Gupchup