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Monday, March 03, 2008

An unusual thirst!

So I’m at the only South Indian restaurant in a city in Gujarat (yeah! I work there now) waiting for my bisi bele huli anna. My colleague-friend is on the phone and I’m left to my own devices. I take a quick look around at the people engrossed with their food. Bored, I watch the goings-on outside the restaurant. Bang opposite the restaurant is a roadside stall serving Chinese food. What it lacks in ambience, it makes up for in speedy service. A group of people enter the restaurant and occupy the table next to ours. After deliberating on what to order, they start chatting not bothering to keep their voices down. Darn! Where’s my food!! My friend’s still busy with her phone. I focus on mine and work on Feng Shuing (read-uncluttering) my inbox ever bursting its seams with text messages. Food's served now, finally. Suddenly I hear a woman’s voice loud and clear, “I don't know about you, but I cannot resist Cock.” I wheel around to see who is so bold enough to air her sexual preferences in public, just in time to see the woman sip out of her favourite soft drink bottle! And almost deep-throat a spoonful of bisi bele huli anna.

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  1. Lol ! Did she have the bottle deep inside her mouth when u turned back just in time ?

    -SOmu

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  2. and since you are in this amazing state, there'll be many more such occassions, i mea nthe soft drinks part. nice read! u shud be writing more often sangeeta!

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  3. a really good one. made me laugh a lot. keep it up:)

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  4. lol.. it can be fun and also annoying at times when people go on air with their private chats..

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  6. Its was Nice!!!

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  7. Welcome Back! When did you shift to Gujarat. Did you leave your school job in Mumbai??

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  8. Hope i too get to face this kind of situation.

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  9. OMG. Hahahaa :D.

    I remember a girl saying, "I want a friend who can help me in my bed (bad) situation"

    I was like, "Pick me" :P

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  10. Hey! I was looking through an old post and found one of your comments. It's been a loooong while. How've you been?

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  11. hehe.. my friends and I had a gala time mimicking gujjus :D
    especially when a particular Sir said things like 'Medam with the bage is in the labe.. ' and 'daunt leave the labe before execusann of the prograem' whoa! :D

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  12. long time no update??

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  13. yeah this is so common out there...

    also.. welcoming in to their house.. they'll say.. this is our HOLE.. ( hall)

    :DD

    wherz this eating joint lemme know..
    i hit Ahd/vad often and in desp need of checking out nu eating places!!

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  14. She drink COCK.. wow !!!
    Which mobile was she using MOTO-LORA or the SEMEN ???

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