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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Marriage proposal

>
> Marriage proposal
>
> Madam:

> I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
> seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself
> on you and hope you will take me nicely.

> I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot
> tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
> working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I
> am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for
> balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid
> balls that bounce a lot.

> I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
> I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
> giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
> That is how nice I am.

> I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
> tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
> pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want, you
> can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym. I am
> having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I
> am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So
> I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing
> myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into
> your hand.

> If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
> very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
> If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
> and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
> smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
> for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

> Expecting soon,
> Yours and only yours
> Ajit Gupchup

the answer

is..
LK Advani because of his penchant for Rat(h) Yatras

*Grins*

Who is?

Guess who's the modern day Pied Piper?

Clue: He is Desi

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A Small Victory

Update! My woes finally came to end on March 3, when Reliance finally credited the incorrectly deducted amount to my account.
*Does the victory dance!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Creativity

At the end of a Creative Writing activity that I'd taken up, an 8 year old came up with this fantastic piece!

A bee stung a drunk,
and then it went,
and dashed against a tree trunk.

How to Prevent ...........?

Complete the question..

Attn : Mr. Anil Ambani

Exactly a week ago, I came across an ad somewhere- The Happy 2006 offer from Reliance. It promised customers Free Talk time worth Rs. 2006 (Valid for 2 months) + 2006 SMSes free. My old cell was already in its last stage and I succumbed to the temptation and went in for this offer, despite well-intentioned warnings from friends.

Everything was OK till the evening of 17^th February. I tried to download a Ring tone and gave up because it got stuck midway. I cancelled the download cos I had to make a call. Later that night my balance was Rs. 1990. The next day I went out of town for a picnic. I left my ‘new’ cell at home. In the evening I tried to call up my mother, and was shocked to learn that my balance had come down to 66 Paise. Innumerable calls to Reliance Customer Service didn’t yield any results. They were uncooperative and most of the time sounded like ill-programmed robots, rattling off their Quality Policy. Earlier on, they were not able to get the details, as their system was either hung (hanged- to quote Reliance Customer Service) or getting upgraded. When I asked them to escalate the issue, I was told that the superiors had left for an emergency meeting. A few more calls later, I was told that the amount was deducted because I had been downloading Ring tones. I was then promised that the matter would be ‘escalated’ and the issue would be resolved in a few hours incase the error had occurred on their side. I visited the Reliance Infocomm website and dashed off a few mails to the Chairman, and yet the issue hasn’t been resolved.

At present the matter has been referred to the Technical Team, who has not been able to figure out that one cannot, even if one wanted to, download 284 rickshaw errr.. ring tones overnight. Either something is wrong with the handset- LG6230, or there is a problem with their software.This should go down as the most expensive ring tone in history, (and one that never got downloaded at all) I’m sure I could have watched Bryan Adams perform live for the same amount.

I haven’t been able to make any outgoing calls or send a single SMS from my cell since 18^th February, and it’s driving me crazy.