Thursday, July 06, 2006
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Fanaa
Movie: Fanaa
A friend lured me away from the whodunit that I was glued onto, to catch Fanaa on Friday. Being the big Kajol fan that I am, I didn’t wanna miss watching her comeback flick and I gave in after half-hearted protests. To my surprise, we managed to get tickets for the show. Unfortunately, it turned out to be the biggest disappointment after my 10th Standard Board Results. The movie moved way too slow in the first half, and it really dragged in parts. But for the kid sitting next to me who pestered her father with her incessant questions (and he really deserves a place on the cover page of Parenting magazine ), I would have drifted off to sleep...Sigh!
I must admit though, the second half did make me sit up on the edge of my seat, (much to the dismay of the short lady sitting behind me) only to settle back when I saw glimpses of the stiletto murderer from ‘ The Eye of the Needle’ – Ken Follet. The story was too predictable as the end was a rip -off from the same book. Kajol and Aamir Khan acted well, but their mediocre performances did nothing to add value to the movie. The songs were just about OKAY. All in all, the movie was nothing out of the ordinary despite having a great star cast and the hype surrounding it.
The only saving grace? The Shayaris! (though I still don't know what Fanaa means:D)
I only hope the Da Vinci Code doesn't disappoint me as well.
Friday, May 26, 2006
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Marriage proposal
>
> Marriage proposal
>
> Madam:
> I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
> seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself
> on you and hope you will take me nicely.
> I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot
> tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
> working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I
> am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for
> balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid
> balls that bounce a lot.
> I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
> I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
> giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
> That is how nice I am.
> I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
> tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
> pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want, you
> can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym. I am
> having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I
> am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So
> I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing
> myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into
> your hand.
> If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
> very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
> If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
> and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
> smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
> for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
> Expecting soon,
> Yours and only yours
> Ajit Gupchup
> Marriage proposal
>
> Madam:
> I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
> seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself
> on you and hope you will take me nicely.
> I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot
> tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
> working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I
> am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for
> balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid
> balls that bounce a lot.
> I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
> I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
> giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
> That is how nice I am.
> I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
> tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
> pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want, you
> can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym. I am
> having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I
> am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So
> I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing
> myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into
> your hand.
> If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
> very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
> If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
> and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
> smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
> for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
> Expecting soon,
> Yours and only yours
> Ajit Gupchup
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Friday, March 10, 2006
A Small Victory
Update! My woes finally came to end on March 3, when Reliance finally credited the incorrectly deducted amount to my account.
*Does the victory dance!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
*Does the victory dance!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Creativity
At the end of a Creative Writing activity that I'd taken up, an 8 year old came up with this fantastic piece!
A bee stung a drunk,
and then it went,
and dashed against a tree trunk.
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