A forward from my Inbox..
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. (Ewwwwwwwwwww!)
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.!
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You have to shave only your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
No wonder men are happier!
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Currently Humming- Hooked on a feeling (from Ally McBeal) - Vonda Shepard
LOL!!!!! a good forward... and very true....
ReplyDeletewill fwd my friends too :))
didnt' fine a couple of things.. like...
not bothered abt cooking or cleaning, not a clean-freak...
no need to hide and ogle ;)
marriage puts a big full stop for most of these cases... :D
A good list....and I do get J of them coz of sum stuff on this list - sum stuff - only!! :D
ReplyDeleteHey!! Nice one
ReplyDeleteLOL !!!!
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Sangeetha, you forgot one more...
ReplyDeleteThey can brush aside a well researched forward on them and appreciate its lighter side.
No wonder men are happier... ? U would someday wonder how sad they can get too...
A nice forward... and it would do its rounds tomo at work... Courtesy Somu !!!!
Missnupur>> Wat is it that makes you J of us ?
lol..feeling jealous sangeet??!!
ReplyDeleteNice list, though some points are debatable! To name just two that hit me immediately,
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - You don't know me, though I have a engineering degree.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. - Yes they will, esspecially if I have taken the No T shirt option and I am Salman Khan!
Good blog! Its my first time here...i think i will take a go-around look at this place and be back later too :)
hey quite a long list but some of them fir here in women too....so should I say women here are little happier...;)
ReplyDeleteYour forgot about our haircut cost! (trivial, but still...) :) And the body massage by both men as well as women ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd...oh well, another day i guess.
Nice. But like Tarun said, some of them are for the women's benefit as well, hmm? :)
The men won't believe how much of this is actually true, and how much heartache some of these cause us ;)
ReplyDeleteyou write really well! and most of your blogs are amazingly interesting!
ReplyDeletegood work!
lol.
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Not so sure that men are happier, unless we make an effort to make them happy. LOL. SEE THIS SEX-ample of what I mean? :D
ReplyDeleteNice post. But
ReplyDeletebeing men is not all that rosy. When it comes to things that matter the most, women are lucky. All you need to do is take care of your beauty and learn a couple of arts to impress an eligible young man, and he will take care of the rest.
While we men have to work hard, be successful and impress every TDH that comes over way.
One problem with men.... the wife (with belan in hand)
ReplyDelete(that was jus for fun! Dont throw crockery at me)
Yeah right!
ReplyDeleteDo I see you in a shade of green while you read that fwd:? ;-)
I loved this one:
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
My mom and sis and me always fight about this!! I have a small bag for a 10 vacation and a big bag to carry my books around (and back home)!!! They have a big bag for nearly everything in the world!!! :-))
And the nail cutting thing... its easier if you run your nail along the wal it also gets filed!!! ;-)
Good one! Thanks for reminding us men about the countless simple pleasures in life which we have come to take for granted :-)
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