Laws.........Another FWD

Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law Of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law Of The Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law Of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law Of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold .