Teacher: Where is your pencil, Harmon?
Smart Alec: I ain't got none.
Teacher: How many times have I told you not to say that, Harmon? Now listen: I do not have a pencil. You do not have a pencil. They do not have a pencil. Now, do you understand?
Smart Alec: Not really. What happened to all the pencils?
LOL!!! thats a good one :)
ReplyDeleteGlad u liked it Prasad!
ReplyDeleteWas the teacher you, Sangeeta?
ReplyDeleteWld have loved to look at your face then *wicked grin *
Hehehe I wasn't the teacher..but I face situations almost everyday..and believe me..each time my jaw touches the floor..
ReplyDeleteKids!